crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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homostatus:

sailingonsuccess:

Instead of saying ‘I love you’ in Dutch we say ‘Je oma’s dikke lul’ which means ‘You’re my treasure’ and I think that’s beautiful.

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(Source : sailingonsuccess)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

(Source : flip5600)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

“Any advice I would’ve given to my 19-year-old self I wouldn’t have listened to anyway.” 

(Source : fusefireside)